Story One
The “cash offer” that was really a listing pitch.
I had an off-market investment property. I already had offers lined up. I wasn’t looking for a listing — I was looking to squeeze every dollar of equity out of the deal before I took one. So I called Mark Spain. Their whole top-of-funnel is the cash offer. That’s the hook. What they actually want is your listing.
The agent came out, walked the property, quoted $330,000 to list — at six and a half percent. I told her I wasn’t interested in listing. She said she’d follow up about the cash offer in a couple of days.
She didn’t. I had to chase it down.
Her motivation was never the cash offer. It was the listing. And when I asked if there was any room in that commission — on an investment property, headed straight to a cash buyer — the answer was no.
I took one of my off-market offers instead.